The human brain taked in 11 million bits of information every second, but is only aware of 40
So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.
I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt
- how to prepare for exams: cry
why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars
(Source: superhighschoollevelhope-archive)
If you do any of THESE while in the movies I will kick you in the face I swear to God
#3 pet peeve
Fucking #3 every fucking time
^ same
& dont forget those people who coonstantly walks infront of you to go somewhere & make you watch their fat ass
I only do the texting bit. Is my face safe
‘The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death’
I’ve been waiting for this post for 1839689643128067 years.
do i revise for the three exams i have tomorrow or do i start a new season of supernatural
TOO SOON
YOU DID NOT
Government, Monty Python Style
Still brilliantly funny all these years later.
BEST INSULTS
whenever i find monty python casually just on my dashboard i just blinka few times and then get super fucking excited because i don’t see them as much as i’d like to on tumblr
“There’s some lovely filth down here Dennis.”
My bro and me can quote the entire film, I kid you not.
“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”
~Plato’s The Symposium.
This is just legitimately sad.
and this is why i’ll never meet my circle.
i’m guessing it’s on another country or even continent
(Source: eternalseptember)
lets do a thing. reblog and add your city and country. if it's already there, don't add it again. lets take a look at tumblr's diversity
- Turin, Italy
- Shanghai, China
- Pisa, Italy
- Longkou, China
- Brisbane, Australia
- University Place, USA
- Salamanca, Spain
- Cambridge, England
- London, England
- Siuntio, Finland
- Edinburg, USA
- Huddersfield, England
- Rendsburg, Germany
- Cardiff, Wales
- Bridgeport,USA
- Groningen, The Netherlands
- Cody, USA
- Antwerp, Belgium
- Greenville, USA
- Great Falls, USA
- Ghent, Belgium
- Sarajevo, Bosnia and Herzegovina
- St.John's, Canada
- Bourgas,Bulgaria
- Terneuzen, The Netherlands
- Berlin, Germany
- Frankfurt/ Main, Germany
- Brescia, Italy
- Enschede, The Netherlands
- Doetinchem, The Netherlands
- Florence, Italy
- Rennes, France
- Umeå, Sweden
- Nottingham, England
